This Page Has Moved.
Time to Update Your Bookmarks. Mark's Very Large National Lampoon Site has moved to www.marksverylarge.com.
Before you can finish reading this, you should be whisked away to this page's brand new address. If not, you may be viewing a printout of this page, or perhaps you are using a browser dating from the early Jurassic period which does not support automatic redirect. In any case, please be informed that the new address for this particular page is:
If you are not viewing a printout, and are, in fact, seated before a computer running a Web browser, move your mouse cursor (the little thing on your screen that looks like the tiny disembodied hand of Mickey Mouse) over the orange text of the previous paragraph. Now, very carefully press and release the left button (that's right, the one on the top left corner of your mouse) or the button if you are using a Macintosh. (Hint: If you're feeling smug with a tinge of paranoia, you have a Macintosh. If you're just feeling paranoia, then you don't.)
If all went as it should have, you are now unable to read this sentence and are viewing the page you originally thought would be here. Congratulations! Please enjoy reading the page you are actually viewing. And don't forget to update that bookmark (if applicable)! Hello?
If you are reading a printout of this page, it will do no good whatsoever to click on the new address (or anywhere else, for that matter) even if you can see a tiny glove floating over the page. Neatly fold this page to a size small enough to be carried on your person. The next time you are seated before a computer running a Web browser, take out the piece of paper, carefully unfold it, making sure it is right-side-up and that the side with printing on it is facing you, and type in one of the two addresses printed in orange (or possibly gray) above into the little horizontal box at or near the top of the Web browser... Oh, forget it.